THE IIT CULTURE

          Just in the first week at iitd we were very well introduced to the culture of iitd . IIT has its own vocabulary. Stud is a guy who is very good at something, fighter is someone who studies too much or puts some good effort in something, fuchcha is a first year student, tappa is someone who has dropped a year and so on. There are at least 50 words like that which have a different meaning.now for anyone who reads about delhi university will get a totally different view of life here. Here we don't speak in english ,we have our own language with the most frequently words as bhenchod, chutiya, maadarchod unlike the DU. We speak in hindi all the time except for the south indians thats because they can't speak hindi. But we don't see them as more civilised humans who can speak more fluent english than us , rather they pitied for not being able to understand when someone says"bhenchod,aaj to gand mar gai ". Rather here to judge someone we ask his branch and his AIR(known as hawa here). There's hardly any pressure for becoming a style statement here cause there are hardly any girls and beautiful girls are an endangered species here. Pornography goes like normal movies and masturbation is a common activity. Here people don't shy away when you ask them "do u masturbate?"and someone will say "ya, three times a week."and the big thing is that it is perfectly normal .377 is a common number here because of the delhi high court order. On the second day of my stay one senior told me very seriously"dekh yaar humare seniors bhi haraami the hum bhi haraami hain aur hum tumse bhi yahi expect karte hai ki tum bhi haraami banoge aur iit ka culture aage badaoge". Hostel spirit is high in iit . Every hostel people are supposed to be different like my hostel aravali is known for sports, kumaon is known for dance and jwalamukhi students are known as IC(institute chutiya) because they got the iitians banned in AIIMS (yes in case u didn't know. In their fest the AIIMS people put up the slogan "DOGS AND IITIANS ARE NOT ALLOWED" and in our we put "DOGS ARE ALLOWED BUT AIIMIANS ARE NOT ALLOWED") also if u don't speak gaalis then you'll probably start speaking them . We were told on the second day"ab se tumhaari senior ladkiyaan tumhaari maae hain aur tumhaare saath waali tumhaari bhene hain ,toh agar tunhe koi maachod ya bhenchod bole to bura mat maanna " . My friend was asked by a senior two days back when he was caught salivating after a senior girl "kyu be saale apni senior ladkiyon ko aise kyu dekh ra hain" and he had replied"kyuki mai maachod hoon". In short contrary to DU where u make a fashion statement where u run after girls and where love is in the air, iit is all about desipana, haraamipana aur dosti.